YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID

When I was in San Diego last week I took my granddaughter shopping for her graduation dress. Standing in back of us was a normal looking couple but the woman, the more I listened to her it was obvious she wasn't the brightest bulb in the bunch. The man said something about needing a dollar and a half. She started laughing and said "there is no such thing". He was, what are you talking about? She said "a dollar and a half ? What are you going to do rip a dollar in half ?" I almost started laughing. He said "NO, a dollar and 50 cents" It took a few seconds but she got it finally. Tianna and I just looked at each other and shook our heads.